Interactive and digital advertising/marketing is hot right now. Al Gore, armed only with moxie and a happy-go-lucky attitude, has grown his invention, “the internet,” from a pipe dream into the new standard in communication. E-commerce has swept the nation and the globe, and the marketing industry, like many others, is surfing the cyber wave.

Interactive advertisers, once considered “nerdy,” are now popping bottles of Cristal and receiving invites to P. Diddy parties (excuse me, it’s just “Diddy” now). They are what is hot in the Advertising business, and can do nothing to escape the large herds of bikini-clad “fly honeys” and “big booty hoes” who follow their every movement.

The marketing world is the Interactive Professional’s oyster; there is no need to continue rapping with obscure, washed up celebrities like Dave Coulier. Snoop Dizzle and Jay-Z are texting them on diamond-encrusted blackberries.

Basically, if you are Mr. or Ms. Interactive, you can have nearly any job you want. I am working TONS of Interactive search assignments right now, and these clients are offering generous amounts of bling-bling for you.

Go ahead. Repeat your name over and over in your interactive rap song; use a played-out sample from an 80’s hit. For the foreseeable future, you are going to have the Benjamins to back it up, and will have plenty of time to determine what to do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk.