I kid you not when I tell you readers out there that I recently received a resume where the description/objective was displayed in the form of an acronym derived out of the candidate’s first name. Are you serious?!? This is not your fifth grade art project where you are making a macaroni Mother’s Day card. Hang that sh*t on your fridge if you’re so proud of the fact that you can describe yourself utilizing YOUR name but definitely don’t send it to me or a place of employment. The ironic thing about said acronym is that one of the letters…